你妈妈叫你来学英语了！“渣打邮件门”-正室与小三之争

寂寞の心1

还有更强的翻译：
先翻一下女的：
亲们：
在一起过了13年，生了俩孩子，这个臭不要脸的男人还是跟我分别了，丫上周滚蛋了。
小三：
这几年你对我们家了若指掌啊。我娃啥时候踢球啥时候游泳你tm都知道，连他们的小名儿你都叫得出来。09年12月18，我前脚带着孩子去美国休假，你tm后脚就随着臭不要脸的去普吉岛厮混，去曼谷血拼。你丫也是一女人啊，知不知道你们tmd在那边有多high，我们孤儿寡母在这边就有多惨？我要是你，才没脸跟另一个女人的丈夫，仍是几个孩子的父亲做这种肮脏事。我们孤儿寡母也是爹妈养大的，有血有肉的，你tm居然忍心这么伤害我们！你tm就是把你丫的幸福树立在我们的痛苦之上！
上周我回北京过年，竟然看到你丫的衣服那么**地挂在我家里。我儿子哭着喊着让我把它们烧了，忒脏！我闺女才9岁，已经说她当前不敢嫁人了。我儿子8岁，说你是我们家的灾星。你tmd把娃们幼小的心灵彻底整成杯具了。他们这辈子毁你手里了。算你狠！
我呢？我tm现在是万箭穿心啊，疼的没招败落的，悲伤已经逆流成河。我tm当初就是一行尸走肉了。咋办，你说咋办。要不是为了娃们，我也活不下去了。小三儿，我祝福你，祝愿你这辈子别重蹈我的覆辙。祝你幸福，祝你全家幸福。
这个男人真是杀千刀的：
黄脸婆：
家丑不要外扬好不？咱俩8年前就感情决裂了，5年前就在说离婚了。地球人都知道咱俩的事了，关Diane啥事体？我挺着她呢，我俩立刻就结婚了，爱咋地咋地吧。
把我俩说成魔鬼，你就好受了是不？没门！意识咱们的人都说早该离了，撑啥撑啊，连老朱也这么说。各位不好心思把你们拉进来打酱油了。算我求你了行不，你丫快滚。
---------正房对小三回复的回复-----------
　　
　　
　　抄送:  Yang,  Yale;
　　yiyang_tao@ml.com;  Sun,  Yonghong;  Winn,
　　Sean;  Stevens,Joe;  Dawson,  Andrew;  Morrison,  Alastair;  Huh,  Charles;  Chu,  Mabel;
　　Yee,  Andrew;  cici779200@yahoo.com.cn;  liyi@junhe.com;  delh@junhe.com;  josieshen@sbcglobal.net;  xy@vicap.com;
　　dcwyml@hotmail.com;  charles@chicapital.com;
　　euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk;  Shiu,  Ruby;  taeyubkim@sc.com;  Lai,  Daniel  Xiao  Ming;
　　Li,  Sherry  Shao  Ling;  Yang,  Sean;  Zhang,  Ting;  Cheung,  Clara  Siu  Yum;  Wang,  Cindy
　　Xi;  Zhu,  Wei;xujane@gmail.com;  Prince,  Jamaliah
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　主题:  Re:  Damn  You
　　
　　Diane:
　　
　　I  thought  that  you  should  have  dropped  your  pretentious  ego  by  now;  however  your  facial  skin  is  much  thicker  than  imaginable.  Stunning.
　　
　　How  dare  you  comment  on  my  feelings?  "I  do  understand  how  you  feel"  -  oh  really?  If  you  do,  you  should  be  shivering  under  a  wall  by  now,  as  if  you  have  seen  the  reaphook  of  the  Death  himself.  Let  me  demonstrate  you  a  very  small  proportion  of  my  hatred  towards  you  which  is  still  accumulating,  after  you  robbed  my  man  from  my  very  bed.  If  one  in  a  thousand  of  that  hate  is  concentrated  in  a  droplet  it  is  enough  to  poison  a  nation.  Do  you  know  what  fills  my  mind?  Vengeance,  retribution.  I  shall  have  your  head  with  dropping  blood,  hang  on  my  walls  so  that  I  can  appreciate  an  example  of  indignity  once  every  hour.  I  shall  slit  your  throat  before  the  eyes  of  your  "love",  letting  him  witness  the  true  blood  color  of  a  whore,  which  stinks  of  lust.  I  can  think  of  a  thousand  way  to  end  your  miserable  pathetic  life,  but  why  bother?  You  will  burn  in  eternal  flame  anyway.  Satan  has  reserved  a  fine  slot  for  you  in  Hell,  where  your  sinful  soul  will  repay  an  endless  debt!
　　
　　And  yet  don't  make  yourself  too  conformable  either  when  your  heart  still  beats.  You  think  it  has  ended?  It  never  ends.  The  man  who  abandoned  me  will  abandon  you  in  the  same  cause.  Value  your  moment  in  the  arms  of  Yale,  for  they  will  soon  find  a  new  mistress  after  the  depreciation  of  your  inglorious  little  face.  When  the  time  comes,  I  shall  acquire
　　immense  satisfactory.
　　
　　Best  regards
　　Lily
　　
　　下面是抄送所有人的附件，翻了老公的手机，搞到了小三的短信：
　　
　　From: Danyang Tao [mailto:dytao@yahoo.com]
　　Sent: 2009年5月28日 19:50
　　To: Yale Yang
　　Subject: Re: To my baby!
　　
　　Baby, I love to read your letter. I am so touched when I read this: - my love is waiting for you every morning when you wake up! Thank you so much, baby, for your love! I am so proud of being with you! I miss you a lot. Day and night, whenever, wherever, whatever! Love you, baby!
　　
　　Sent from my iPhone
老婆是瑞信高管，老公是渣打老板，小三是渣打员工。 老板的杯具…… 渣打银行老板和下属出轨,老婆给小三用英文写了邮件, 并转发公司所有人. 以下为全文
Dear friends,
After 13 years and 2 beautiful children together, Yale and I have parted our ways. Yale moved out last week. Dear Diane/Tao Dan Yang, Over the past couple of years, you knew everything about my family. You knew when my kids had their soccer tournaments, you knew when they had their swimming practices. You even knew their baby nicknames. On December 18th, 2009, on a noon flight, I took my children to the U.S. for Christmas vacation. On the very same day, December 18th, 2009, on an afternoon flight, you and Yale took off for the beaches of Phuke t and shopping streets of Bangkok for Christmas vacation. Diane, as a fellow woman, I often wondered if the level of ecstasy this vacation had brought you equates to the level of devastation this vacation had brought to my children and me. Diane, I often asked myself what was it like for you to sleep in the arms of another woman's husband, other children's father? I wondered if you ever thought about us, the children and the wife, that we are made of flesh and blood, that we have feelings, that we could get hurt, very hurt, devastatingly hurt. I pondered if you knew you were destroying a family, if you knew your joy would bring endless tears to us. We went to Beijing last week for Chinese New Year. Your clothes were in our Beijing home. My son screamed:" Mommy, don't touch those, they are disgusting! Set them on fire, burn them to hell. They are the devil's cloth!" My children are hurt. My daughter, 9 years old, now says "Mommy, I don't ever want to get married." My s on, 8 years old, says "Diane is our Voldemort!" The psychological damage this affair has done to my children is catastrophic. They are forever emotionally damaged. With this, I announce you the winner. How do I feel, Diane? This affair is like 10 thousand knives stabbing and chopping my heart all at once. This affair has left me in so much pain that I don't know how to heal myself. This affair has taught me tear supply can actually be infinite. This affair has crushed me, leaving me a corpse walking around with no heart. I don't know how to deal with this kind of pain. I don't know how to move on. But I have children. I must move on. Diane, I pray to God that you will never have to experience this kind of betrayal and hurt. I wish you and Yale a happy life together because, after all, we are all women and we all deserve to be happy.
With sincere regards,
Lily
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