下雨天里的笑话

陈小丹1

最近广州的气象十分阴暗
我忍不住上Google weather上查了一下
将来十天竟然还阴天加小雨！
我开端郁闷起来了。
在本人新教的一个班级上大声说，I hate rains。(maybe I should have said raining. damn, who cares)
有一个年事有可能很小然而外型很老的学生，
很愁闷的站起来说，but my name is Rains. so will you hate me?
我看了一眼他，很虚假的说，不关联，当初你能够用，去澳洲之前记得把它给换了。
随后，统一个男生，在自我先容的时候很自得的告知我，Hi teacher, I got my driving license last week.
and I said: WOW, congratulations!
He: So can I take you out? I will drive.
And I said: cool! but are you going to drive your own car?
He: No, it's my father's car.
Then I said: oh no! That is so not cool.
I asked the class: is it cool to take girls out in your father's car.
The class: No!
Finally I said to the boy: ok, wait until you got your own Ferrai sports car with you own money, then you can take me out. ha ha
That was fun, wasn't it?
这段时光买了一副新的太阳眼镜，并且配好了度数，所以我可以室内室外同时应用。
因而始终怠惰没有再去配一副室内的眼镜。
上课的时候也戴着，有学生很纳闷，问道，老师外面这么昏暗，教室又这么阴暗，你为啥要戴着太阳眼镜啊？
我说: take a guess
The student said: you want to look cool.
我听了立即就赌气了，把眼镜摘下，丢在最近的桌子上，
then I said: Look at me! Do I need this accessory to make myself look cool? I am already very cool without this! I don't need to wear anything to make me look cool. Being cool is a personality, is an attitude. It has nothing to do with your appearance.
说完，学生爆笑，我爆爽。固然我不晓得他们到底是赞成我呢，仍是感到我太臭美了。
anyway, these all happened yesterday.
在这样阴郁的天，only jokes能把乌云拨开，让心里的阳光射出来。你说呢？

P.S
晚上跟Justin一起吃了一顿廉价又好吃的饭，
谈了一顿陈年往事，不痛不痒。
约好了Anita来日来吃中饭，晚上一起去看transporter3.心境为此雀跃。
想到礼拜五友人们还会来家做客，
不禁莞尔微笑。